Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
 
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
 A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
 
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
 A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.
 
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be  found?
 A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: ‘And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt .’
 
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
 A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
 
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
 A: Take off your glasses. 
 
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
 A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
 
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
 A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
 
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
 A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
 
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
 A: On their foreheads.
 
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
 A: ‘Gosh, I remember these.
 
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, right